Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Never Got a Dinner
When Red Buttons (a comedian) was still alive, he would often be invited to one of the Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts (DVDs available at $9.95, call the 800 number at the bottom of your screen). He would always do variations on a sketch called "Never Got a Dinner".
The theme of the sketch was that Red Buttons would rant about the great names of history, and how, unlike the clearly undeserving person being roasted, these legends "never got a dinner".
Father Martin Sylvester clearly never got a dinner. Mr. Galloway, how's about shining your spotlight in his direction. True, he doesn't write Daria fan fiction, but it's obvious...he never got a dinner!